What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

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Octopussy

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What story do you have involving a public restroom?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?